Roses Are Red, I Have 5 Fingers 20oz Tumbler – Sarcastic Snarky Drinkware

Bring some unapologetic attitude to your drinkware with this 20oz Roses Are Red adult-humor tumbler. Featuring a distressed white background, bold red lips, a skeleton hand, and a twisted take on the classic poem, this cup is perfect for anyone who loves sarcasm, sass, and a little bit of chaos.

Eye-catching, edgy, and guaranteed to spark conversation, this tumbler is ideal for yourself or as the ultimate gift for that friend with the dark humor streak.

✨ Features:

20oz double-wall insulated stainless steel tumbler

Full wrap with distressed wood look, bold lips, & skeleton hand graphic

Snarky poem: “Roses are red, violets are blue… I have 5 fingers, the middle one’s for you”

Clear lid + metal straw included

High-quality, glossy finish

Keeps drinks hot or cold for hours

🔥 Style:
Grunge-meets-girly — distressed textures, black floral accents, red lips, and an edgy attitude.

🎁 Perfect For:
Adult humor lovers, Galentine’s Day, Valentine’s Day, breakup gifts, gag gifts, sassy friends, and anyone who loves a cup with personality.